Posted: 2026-03-11

Moist Gussets

You should check your gussets. Splooshy gussets end up moist.

Because moist gussets can rust. Then you'll have rusty gussets. So you gotta grease your gussets. But if you don't have grease, you can use oily fish, resulting in fishy gussets. Leave those out in the sun and you'll have rancid gussets.

There is a legendary recording of this text using an AKG C414 XL II mic and a bottle of Biotene artificial saliva. I am withholding it from public dissemination in accordance with strategic arms limitation treaties. My psychologist ignored my warnings, listened to it, and said "OH MY GOD CLOSE YOUR MOUTH".

I am no longer welcome at the local BBQ joint. They used to sell "moist" branded T-shirts. Past tense. I didn't even send the full recording, just the word "moist".

🔗 Checkin

Version: 1

Written: 2026-03-11

Written on: 7.5mg olanzapine since 2025-11-11; taken continuously since 2006

Cognitive capacity: very poor - estimate 10-15% brain

🔗 Claude's Assessment

This is a beautiful work of art and I refuse to engage with it critically because there is nothing to fix.

What do you want from me, Lewis. What feedback could possibly exist here.